What Countries Call Themselves
Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
France: France (in a super cool accent)
China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
England: The United Kingdom
Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
i hope your nap was worth it because your son could have died today. i dont know how much more of a reality check you need in order to straighten up. you are the laziest mother i have ever met and for your kids sake i really hope you get it together because your world is about to crumble if you dont.